| 1stJuly, 2008 : Elbow Grease as a Sex Lube |
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In the Elbow Grease product line, there are gels, creams and Fusion Body Glide, each having their own unique benefits. Made especially for the enjoyment of two men (or more, nobody is here to judge!), none of the products bearing the Elbow Grease name contain the spermicide (and irritant, to some) nonoxynol 9.
The original Elbow Grease cream has a mineral oil base, a unique and effective viscosity and is extremely long lasting. Unlike a lot of other lubricants, that can dry out with use and become tacky, thick and sticky, Elbow Grease cream is a premium lubricant and never does any of that. However, because of its oil base, Elbow Grease cream should only be used with polyurethane condoms, never any latex products (including gloves).
The Elbow Grease name also has a gel line, aptly called Gel by Elbow Grease. Available in four formulas (the creams do as well), including Classic, Light, Hot and Hot Light. These gels are thick, go exactly where you want them to and are silicone based, so the last a really long time. The Hot and Light Hot gels have menthol in them, a natural warming agent that will make you tingle in places you do not know you have. Unlike the creams, everything in the gel family is latex friendly.
The Elbow Grease Fusion Body Glide line is unlike anything else on the market. With a silicone base that will never get sticky or dry out, this particular brand of lubricant has absolutely no additives. Probably the most technologically advanced personal lubricant ever made, it has been designed to make the cleanup after play easier than ever. It is also the slickest silicone lubricant on the market, literally. With a few drops of Elbow Grease Fusion Body Glide, you can probably get a golf ball all the way through a garden hose. The best part of this particular brand of lubricant is that it does not stain anything. There will be no grease spots on your sheets, clothes or carpet.